Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Looking for some action?

Yes, I'm posting twice today. So go check out the previous one. I just had to write this one down for future generations and to give all my girlfriends something to laugh hysterically about.

A few weeks ago I put the kids down for the night, left Adam home, and ran to Kent's Market to pick up a few items we needed. It had been one of THOSE days. You know the kind: wearing yoga pants, flip-flops, an over-sized t-shirt, no makeup and hair up in a bun. Yeah, I looked HOT!! (not) I'm standing in the check-out line with my few items and this guy behind me starts making conversation about my stuff. We continue talking and I mention how my husband & kids really like this or that. His eyes got really big and he says, "What? You're not wearing a ring! That's false advertising!"

I was floored! What!? Could this guy possibly be hitting on me? or maybe he's just drunk? Cause I know what I looked like at that moment.

I retorted that I wasn't doing false advertising, and he continuted to claim that I was sending the wrong message (to lonely guys like him, apparently). Well, I left the store, went home and told Adam about it. And even though he was likely to downplay the situation I can still proudly claim that a guy tried to pick me up when I looked like a scrub. That night I felt down-right AWESOME!

4 comments:

Amanda Weikum said...

LOL. I love it! What a pick me up :)

Sutton Family said...

Ha ha!!! Love that Wendy! It seems to ALWAYS work that way! Then when you walk out you think...man, that is sad!!

GENEIL said...

Yoga pants or no you are always HOT!

Anonymous said...

Actually, I paid the guy to do it to make you feel better. I hope the 300 bones was worth it.

Brett